I wish Things were Different

I wish things were different I wish I could choose
all the parts of my body, the way you do shoes
I’d change everything but my biggest request
would be for a pair of magnificent breasts
I’d swing them around, attach tassles to tease
Men would bury their heads in my lush double Gs

I’d have nipples like hat pegs, erect and dark brown
There’d be somewhere to hang up my washbag and gown
I would have wonderful piercings, huge silver rings
thick bondage chains, and all manner of things
It could be very useful, and call me bizarre
I could clip on the keys to my garage, and car

And with rings through my nipples, when day is complete
I could clip on the curtain pole, hang up to sleep
I could slide up and down on the rail through the night
and piss on the neighbourhood cats from great height,
And then in the morning when hubby awoke
he could pull back the curtains and give me a poke

So next time please God, make them reach to my knees
Send me a pair of your best sellers…… please

© Jan Jack 2007

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